“Like Romeo and Juliet
‘Twas written in the stars before they even met
That love and fate and a touch of stupidity
Would rob them of the hope of living happily.
The endings are often a little bit gory.
I wonder why they didn’t just change their story.
We’re told we have to do what we’re told but surely
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.
Just because you find that life’s not fair
It doesn’t mean you just have to grin and bear it.
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.”